PALE BOY: I am your darkest desire and your worst nightmare. PALE GIRL: You’re a chocolate pony filled with algebra?
PALE BOY: Do you see how fast I can run? PALE GIRL: You look like a meth addict on a treadmill. PALE BOY: You can’t run this fast. PALE GIRL: Good. I’d hate to look that stupid.
BAD GUY VAMPIRE: I’m going to eat you. You can tell your boyfriend to avenge you. PALE GIRL: Now? Or after I’m dead? BAD GUY VAMPIRE: Well, not right now. I’m going to kill you right now. PALE GIRL: Hmmm. Maybe I could leave a note for him. About the avenging? BAD GUY VAMPIRE: Okay, that would work.
These parts had me laughing out loud the most:
ReplyDeletePALE BOY: I am your darkest desire and your worst nightmare.
PALE GIRL: You’re a chocolate pony filled with algebra?
PALE BOY: Do you see how fast I can run?
PALE GIRL: You look like a meth addict on a treadmill.
PALE BOY: You can’t run this fast.
PALE GIRL: Good. I’d hate to look that stupid.
BAD GUY VAMPIRE: I’m going to eat you. You can tell your boyfriend to avenge you.
PALE GIRL: Now? Or after I’m dead?
BAD GUY VAMPIRE: Well, not right now. I’m going to kill you right now.
PALE GIRL: Hmmm. Maybe I could leave a note for him. About the avenging?
BAD GUY VAMPIRE: Okay, that would work.
that's hilarious! one of the best overview of a movie ever ;)
ReplyDeleteAre you on Twitter? Kristen Stewart is on it and she tweets from the set in Canada!
ReplyDeleteI saw that but I heard it's a fake profile? She doesn't seem to be the kind of person that would "tweet"
ReplyDeleteOMFG - that's freaking hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteSo stinking funny :)
Won't stop me from watching the DVD for the fourth time though.