Friday, January 26, 2007

Quotes from Triple Serving of The Office

Happy Friday! Hope to deliver some giggles with a sampling of funny quotes from last night's repeats of The Office.


Dwight: "Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also weak arms."

Pam (upon hearing the fake news that Dwight was taking over Michael's position): "I have this old vaccum that is broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that can be manager."

Michael: "'Hug it out bitch.' That is what men say to each other after a fight... Not a good idea to say that to a women I have found. It doesn't translate."

Michael (during the group grief counseling session when learning Michael's former boss was decapitated): "There are five stages to grief, which are denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance... And it is my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance. And if not acceptance, then just depression. If I can get them depressed, then I’ll have done my job."

Michael: "Never ever ever sleep with your boss. I’m so lucky that Jan and I only got to second base."

Dwight: "Not everything’s a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail. "

2 fascinating comment(s) from my friends:

Michael said...

I tried to convince Melinda to put her new sales agents through the initiation that Dwight put Ryan through. I even volunteered to wear the "Fear" jersey and wrestle, but she wouldn't buy in to the idea.

audgepodge said...

HAHA - that idea is both hilarious and quite disturbing! I should hope Melinda would never follow Dwight as an example in ANYTHING in life :P