Wednesday, February 21, 2007

More Reasons to Join the "I Hate Spencer Pratt" Club

Details Magazine recently published an article that made Brody Jenner look like... well, a schmuck. I guess I'm not too surprised because I was already suspicious of him from what I've seen on The Hills.

Even though the article was intended to profile Brody, all it did was highlight the sleaziness of his pal, and The Hills co-star, Spencer Pratt, who I completely loathe.

Check out some of the excerpts from the article about the King of All Tools:

Advising Brody on who to date: "All right, then here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You’ll be, like, a fucking hero to America."

"What does it take to be famous nowadays? Nothing! Look at Nicole. She’s on the cover of every magazine every week. And why? Because she doesn’t eat. Well, lots of girls in this country don’t eat. That’s, like, my whole philosophy with Brody—make him part of that. Like at first, when he started showing up in Us Weekly, people were all, ‘Who the hell is that?’ Now they’re starting to be like, ‘Hey, do you know who that is?’"

"Basically, I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills," says the guy who will proudly tell you he made $50,000 in high school by selling a photo he took of Mary-Kate Olsen drinking at a party.

After running into Kevin Connolly from Entourage at a club: "That guy is a joke," Pratt says with scorn. "We were Entourage before Entourage." He’s not joking. To Pratt, the notion that someone would become famous by acting is ridiculous. "Why would anyone act," he asks, "when they can just play themselves?"

And at the end of the interview: Pratt spends 20 minutes talking about how he plans to make a tape of himself and Heidi Montag having sex, which he’s thinking about posting online.

I mean seriously, how gross can this guy be?

Complete article can be found here:
Brody Jenner knows just who to screw to sit pretty on the B-list. Plus: A look at the Prince of Malibu’s tabloid-worthy ladies.

1 fascinating comment(s) from my friends:

Amanda said...

What slugs!